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Fuck my pussy with a lifestyle blog moms

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Like, do you just want my whole life revolving around you two? If so it’s working πŸ™„ πŸ‘πŸΌ

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at this point can i just give you my bank account info

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This is legit, right?

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yes!

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Thanks, the post below threw me. I had already joined. Thanks, again, Haran!

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Signed up for this phishing scam like there's no tomorrow

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i feel called out about the lgbt teenager with coloured hair comment given that i’m 18, bi and i have pink and orange split dyed hair

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im 20 but i laughed SO HARD bc i have split dye thats black and blue w purple,,they truly know their demographic

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Had pink, now orange 🍊

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Pink/strawberry brown split ✊

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18 bi blue

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I can’t wait for these women to lure me into a pyramid scheme.

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You two are infiltrating every part of my virtual life and I could not be more grateful

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written by β€œkatya and trixie mattel” what are they married?

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um yeah?πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…

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yeah katya definitely wrote this

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Mrs. Katya & Trixie Mattel πŸ’ (not actually shipping them before anyone comes for me)

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I'm an LGBTQ+ adult with a natural hair color who is living for this content.

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I hope you can share your period haikus with us now, katya!

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Oh girl my dyke ass is all over this

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you gon haveta wait til I get paid for me to be a founding member though cause I am a broke bitch

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mary what the fuck is this

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us lesbians are truly getting fed, huh

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"trixie also said "fine, i'll do it""

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I'm too old for this but I'm tired and need to laugh, have my money ladies.

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Same

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Same! Older than Katya

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I honestly don't see this lasting very long (happy to eat my words) so I am checking out the free content but wanted to join the too old for this/tired/need to laugh corner πŸ₯€

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I'm also old and tired and I'm also afraid. Afraid they will burn out. I paid for one year anyways. Katya writing, as she was always meant to, makes me happy.

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