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Pippi LongCocking's avatar

Fuck my pussy with a lifestyle blog moms

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Simone's avatar

Like, do you just want my whole life revolving around you two? If so it’s working 🙄 👍🏼

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haran's avatar

at this point can i just give you my bank account info

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Yvonne @lovie069's avatar

This is legit, right?

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haran's avatar

yes!

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Yvonne @lovie069's avatar

Thanks, the post below threw me. I had already joined. Thanks, again, Haran!

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slop paralysis demon's avatar

Signed up for this phishing scam like there's no tomorrow

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ez's avatar

i feel called out about the lgbt teenager with coloured hair comment given that i’m 18, bi and i have pink and orange split dyed hair

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MILFHUNTER666's avatar

im 20 but i laughed SO HARD bc i have split dye thats black and blue w purple,,they truly know their demographic

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Nasty's avatar

Had pink, now orange 🍊

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Andrew Witcher's avatar

Pink/strawberry brown split ✊

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Luisa's avatar

18 bi blue

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Lawsynn's avatar

I can’t wait for these women to lure me into a pyramid scheme.

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PaolaTheMartian's avatar

You two are infiltrating every part of my virtual life and I could not be more grateful

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ez's avatar

written by “katya and trixie mattel” what are they married?

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melanie microwave's avatar

um yeah?🙄🙄🙄💅💅💅

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ella's avatar

yeah katya definitely wrote this

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slop paralysis demon's avatar

Mrs. Katya & Trixie Mattel 💝 (not actually shipping them before anyone comes for me)

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Rhiannon's avatar

I'm an LGBTQ+ adult with a natural hair color who is living for this content.

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Olivia C's avatar

I hope you can share your period haikus with us now, katya!

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Olivia's avatar

Oh girl my dyke ass is all over this

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Olivia's avatar

you gon haveta wait til I get paid for me to be a founding member though cause I am a broke bitch

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ben's avatar

mary what the fuck is this

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olivia's avatar

us lesbians are truly getting fed, huh

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lindy's avatar

"trixie also said "fine, i'll do it""

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Julie's avatar

I'm too old for this but I'm tired and need to laugh, have my money ladies.

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Nina's avatar

Same

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ValB's avatar

Same! Older than Katya

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slop paralysis demon's avatar

I honestly don't see this lasting very long (happy to eat my words) so I am checking out the free content but wanted to join the too old for this/tired/need to laugh corner 🥀

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Audrey's avatar

I'm also old and tired and I'm also afraid. Afraid they will burn out. I paid for one year anyways. Katya writing, as she was always meant to, makes me happy.

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