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Can we start a petition to get Katya laid during this tour already? Maybe they can even use the pre-show banter to audition some willing participants. Come on, this woman has suffered long enough!

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Have you SEEN Katya's dancers? I do not believe she is not getting laid, lol.

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Now I understand why, before the Seattle show, you both came to the lobby and told us not to puke and also to have sex with each other. And yes, Katya, our weather this time of year SUCKS.

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katya i will so gladly have sex with you.

also so sad that my show was the one where the guy puked and passed out😩 watching him getting carried out in a stretcher while the ladies just had to keep going was a moment. i feel bad that that’s how they remember their opening night :(

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Trixie’s list done ✅ no problem! Katya’s request on the other hand 🤚 well I can get the PCR but I’m a woman… bisexual but a female ☹️, so I’m cool but your are not. If your are willing to extend the tour to Latin America I give you my two brothers as a tribute 😂

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I love how different are your coping mechanism: one is great bullet-point list of what should be done to make experience better, and second one has also great resolution -- sex :D.

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the campaign for katya to get laid starts now

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KATYA- I need to know what Russian colloquial phrase you were trying to reference before Trixie cut you off in UNHHHH- Television episode. I just got done translating a bunch of Russian docs as a Russian, and I need to know. I hope it wasn’t “tische edish, dalshe budish” or some other such idioms. Please let me know! ❣️❣️ Love you both

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Having seen the show (in Sydney, Australia in June), I now truly believe you when you said there had been some changes. What the hell is going on in that photo? There was no dancing food in the show I saw.

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Dear Trixie, Dear Katya - why aren't you coming to Europe with this tour? Or maybe you plan in next year :> ? I would love to go but it's impossible for me to go to US/AU for now.

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With her lips (in and out of drag) I find it very hard to believe Katya isn’t getting laid. такой сексуальный

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Mar 30, 2022·edited Mar 30, 2022

Please take and keep all phones for anyone recording. I keep seeing photos and have no idea wtf is going on or if there’s even a plot line in this show, and I will not have that ruined for me before I actually get to see it in September in DC. I know it promises to be a wild ride and I am so ready for it!

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Hell maybe I'm right, maybe I'm wrong

Finding out why shouldn't take this long

Easier said than done, I guess

I'm a little bit harder to love than the rest

Why does this have to be so hard?

Doin' my best to hold your heart

And I, I'll never let it go again

So why are you always angry?

Why are you always quiet?

Why do you sleep alone

When I know you don't like it?

Maybe you might be different

Would it kill you to tell me the truth

What in the hell does a man

Have to do

To be loved by you?

Well I've been running as fast as I can

And you'll never get over what you can't understand

Pissed off, hanging up the telephone

Forever ain't far, I'm heading home

Maybe I'm right, maybe I'm wrong

Last time you ever gonna find me gone

And I, I'll never let you go again

So why are you always angry?

Why are you always quiet?

Why do you sleep alone

When I know you don't like it?

Maybe you might be different

Would it kill you to tell me the truth

What in the hell does a man

Have to do

To be loved by

You?

XXOO

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Parker McCollum "To Be Loved By You"

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