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Omg you answered my question 😭😭 I’m the sad lesbian w the stalker ex-gf lmaoo. Happy to say she is thankfully moving soon and so I don’t have to deal w her telling me she can see my cat in my window 🥲 I can’t believe I lowkey just got roasted by Trixie (v accurate on the doc martens & cat rescue). And thank you Katya, your advice was great - maybe I’ll dial up the batshit factor to make her move faster lmao.
For me, there is nothing better than a great make out session with someone that you connect with...contrary to the rare stream of conscious concupiscent correspondence.
Omg you answered my question 😭😭 I’m the sad lesbian w the stalker ex-gf lmaoo. Happy to say she is thankfully moving soon and so I don’t have to deal w her telling me she can see my cat in my window 🥲 I can’t believe I lowkey just got roasted by Trixie (v accurate on the doc martens & cat rescue). And thank you Katya, your advice was great - maybe I’ll dial up the batshit factor to make her move faster lmao.
not me having a moment of questioning my sexuality because i’ve dyed my hair blue twice post-breakup with straight men
freedom and solitude, amen
For me, there is nothing better than a great make out session with someone that you connect with...contrary to the rare stream of conscious concupiscent correspondence.