Being a Huge Slut

It can be difficult taking that daunting first step into being a huge slut. What about my reputation at the office? What about venereal diseases? What about going to Hell? The thoughts can be assaulting and intrusive. 1.) Say exactly what you want. The fastest way to end up in a situation where you are having unsatisfactory sex is to be ambiguous about the type of sex you want. Society trains us to be mysterious and coy about our carnal desires but often times a brisk approach is the fastest way to getting what you want. Think of it as you leaning out a window and screaming "It's my money and I want it now!" It's confusing but at least now people know you are someone who watches a lot of TV.

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