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Timotheenie Chaloweenie made me choke laughing.

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The ONLY fashion critic whose opinion I consider valid is Katya Zamolodchikova.

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Katya should be the host of the Fashion Police

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Katya is 100% correct. Bradley Cooper’s mom, Jessica, Gaga&Liza >>> everyone else.

I would absolutely watch you do Joan Riversesque fashion police commentary.

Also, I’m going to use bird-boned bitch as an insult in the future. So thank you!

Now we just need to know what you thought of The Slap…

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hmm hmmm! Joan floated down and was trying to inhabit Katya's body but alas...Katya mistook Joan's post-ethereal fog presence to be the last hit from a ciggy-ciggy poo-poo. Joan is now spending a bit of time in Katya's lungs along with the burnt away bits of a blouse that should have been worn by Timothee and the soot slacks from KS's closet both items of clothing having been most thoroughly burnt by Katya.

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thank you for dunking on timothee chlamymalame

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Did not watched and did not google but from here it looks like Kirsten Stewart forgot to put her pants on. But I am not mad at it, because, you know, reasons.

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Mar 28, 2022·edited Mar 28, 2022

Does this mean you would actually answer a comment we leave here for you, lovely gal? Me personally, I love Kristen Stewart within an inch of my life, so for me she can do no wrong!

Unrelated, but have to say, you look so good! I hope you're feeling better and I hope the tour doesn't kill you! You are gorgeous!!!

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I love the video, thanks for taking the time to do that :)

Kristen Stewart was doing it for the lesbians but I agree with you on everything else!

Hope you’re feeling a bit better now ❤️

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"She was doing it for the lesbians" Which lesbians??? Not me

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This! I’m a whole ass lesbian. This shit was not giving!!!

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I saw her and her fiancée on a pic that was waist up and I lived. Then I saw them full body. 😩

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I was vibing maybe she was just doing it for my lesbian ass 🥲

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Mama them shorts were not for the lesbians

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Okay I love this and pls do more but Kristen Stewart looked incredible but also....gay so.

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pit stop for the oscars

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Katya is looking AMAZING!!! (she always does) But just saying that in this video she just looks next level ❤️❤️

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I feel like part of the message was, This is the Oscars, so please put on all your clothes. Also thank you for being the only recap who did not talk about Will Smith.

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I JUST LOVE YOU. Also, I agree. Please do more of this my fashion critic diva ♥️

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you're always so right and correct and accurate and precise in every word u say

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Kristin stewart is soooo hot whatever she looks

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everyone should always go home!

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