Welcome to Unpaid Spokeswomen, a column where we log what we’ve been into this week. Behind the wigs, makeup, costumes, and several layers of irony, we are two humans who genuinely enjoy doing things. Here is a weekly roundup of our unfiltered expert recommendations.
Being part of the vast majority of people who will not see your show on account of I'm about 6000 miles away, my only fervent hope is that we get at least several installments of Diary of a Showgirl from this tour. Please, PLEASE!!
"Opossum Head Butt Plug" may be the most magical phrase in the kingdom. Imagine a sleazy sex club in Köln, black and chain-link everywhere, you spy a frisky gender-fluid vixen gyrating against a pole, you approach and lift their skirt to examine their dainties, and this hissing garbage rodent stares you down from the locus of pleasure. Your next move decides the direction of the rest of your life, and all of ours.
Being part of the vast majority of people who will not see your show on account of I'm about 6000 miles away, my only fervent hope is that we get at least several installments of Diary of a Showgirl from this tour. Please, PLEASE!!
"Opossum Head Butt Plug" may be the most magical phrase in the kingdom. Imagine a sleazy sex club in Köln, black and chain-link everywhere, you spy a frisky gender-fluid vixen gyrating against a pole, you approach and lift their skirt to examine their dainties, and this hissing garbage rodent stares you down from the locus of pleasure. Your next move decides the direction of the rest of your life, and all of ours.
you guys should tour asia besties 🙏🙏🙏
One / Size is Patrick Starrr. Am I missing something here?