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I love how Trixie fangirls over other queens and lifts them up every chance she has. Warms my shriveled little cold heart to see it :)

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"you are someone whose life is pretty much a runaway shopping cart of flaming cat turds"

Hey, that's only true 50% of the time Trixie. The other 50% it's a shopping cart of cat turds that is standing still and not on fire.

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I have seen that AMC commercial so many times I can recite it from memory at this point lol. Every time Nicole Kidman says “somehow heartbreak feels good in a place like this” I loose it 😂 I think we can add it to the list of award winning performances from her!

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If I gave jaymes the remnants of body hair trimmings after growing out for 2 months I’m sure she could give me a rooted hard front with some volume

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Katya, LOL. Better than a rickroll bc I have ever seen that commercial before. I also miss going to AMC. It's my fav theater bc it feels like you're "AT THE MOVIE THEATER" in that it's so brightly lit, tacky skill cranes, giant cardboard stands, etc. Some theaters in NJ are either too arty (which I like but not all the time) or too weirdly trying to be non-tacky as to be boring AF (looking @ you weird Secaucus theater). I wanna go to the movies and have an EXPERIENCE not a dry and thoughtful "exchange." Let the kids scream out. (I, too, am shouting rhetorical questions that are soon answered if only I'd shut the fuck up and pay attention.) Let there be popcorn all over the floors. (I, too, am stoned and shaking the box fucking everywhere.) Let people snore. (I, too, have paid $30 to watch a 90 minute movie but have fallen dead asleep 15 minutes in.) One is my fondest mems was going alone to see the Downton Abbey movie by MYSELF and scream crying in the theater at a matinee. The other guy in the theater was prob like, "WOW gotta be something else going on with her." Nope, just love to put my back into a good (read: extremely dramatic) movie sob sesh. Anyway, not going anytime soon bc 1/2 the other gremlins who can't act right in a theater (like me) refuse to wear masks (not like me). I can (and do) "not act right" at home for free. My wife can beg me to "STFU and pay attention to context clues before shouting out questions bc NO ONE KNOWS THE ANSWER YET and if you would just RELAX and listen, you'll find out soon enough bc that is how scripts are written" right in the comfort of our own home. Okay gonna nap now. Got undereye fillers and eye Botox on a whim yesterday to solve my "dark trenches".

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canopy lake park is almost up there with 6 flags. mostly just for the halloween stuff

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Six Flags is my forever favorite for those special events at night without children 🥰.

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I'm about 5 months late to this particular entry, but I must say, seeing the atramentous puddle with reflective hues of red and orange before Miss Kidman's size 7 stiletto brings the house down boots is a cinematic experience in and of itself. I wantonly hold my breath as I await other queers in the dark, crusty AMC that is Empire 25 in NYC to out themselves, with cheers and claps for Nicole's shining moment. My running list of movies (I'm an AMC Stubs A-List member, so I see 2-3 movies per week) that are now definitively queer in my mind, due to the raucous reactions to AMC making movies better are: House of Gucci (mama, the gals and the gays ripped a hole in the ceiling at this showing), Scream 5, and The Batman (an unexpected, but pleasant surprise).

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I've never been to an AMC theater. We only have Regal or Century =/

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Grady Hendrix is awesome. I read Horrorstor this summer, loved it, and bought a copy for three friends.

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OH WOWOWOW!!!!

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