Welcome to Unpaid Spokeswomen, a column where we log what we’ve been into this week. Behind the wigs, makeup, costumes, and several layers of irony, we are two humans who genuinely enjoy doing things. Here is a weekly roundup of our unfiltered expert recommendations.
My roommate and I were just arguing about flowers as a gift last night. She thinks they’re memorable and wonderful, and I hate them and think that even a bad gift is better than a gift that will die in 6 days. This was just the reminder I needed to go buy some for her birthday in a few days, even though I vehemently disagree with the sentiment.
I gotta say, I agree with the majority -- flowers suck. They don't do anything, and now I gotta keep them shits alive? There is something to be said about them though; although they're outrageously expensive for what is probably not even the same arrangement as advertised, sending flowers has saved me a number of times when gift-giving to someone I don't know well enough. But Trixie might be the first people I've ever heard enjoying receiving flowers. Keeping the LA Florists in business!
I love giving flowers but Tracy? That arrangement is one of the ugliest shits I’ve ever seen. Burn it. I suggest Ovandony.com if you live in NYC or something at least tasteful. Gosh I’ll go rinse my eyes with bleach.
My roommate and I were just arguing about flowers as a gift last night. She thinks they’re memorable and wonderful, and I hate them and think that even a bad gift is better than a gift that will die in 6 days. This was just the reminder I needed to go buy some for her birthday in a few days, even though I vehemently disagree with the sentiment.
I gotta say, I agree with the majority -- flowers suck. They don't do anything, and now I gotta keep them shits alive? There is something to be said about them though; although they're outrageously expensive for what is probably not even the same arrangement as advertised, sending flowers has saved me a number of times when gift-giving to someone I don't know well enough. But Trixie might be the first people I've ever heard enjoying receiving flowers. Keeping the LA Florists in business!
Worth every penny (got it for free) lol
I love giving flowers but Tracy? That arrangement is one of the ugliest shits I’ve ever seen. Burn it. I suggest Ovandony.com if you live in NYC or something at least tasteful. Gosh I’ll go rinse my eyes with bleach.