Happy Wednesday, Substack. Here is Part 1 of my review of Met Gala looks where I cover: -Katy Perry -Sarah Jessica Parker -Alicia Keys -Jodie Turner-Smith -Jessica Chastain -Nicola Coughlan -Amber Valletta -Wendi Murdoch -Ben Platt -J. Balvin -Jared Leto + Alessandro Michele
To give Billie some credit (as a historical fashion obsessed freak myself) she’s referencing poses and that specific dress from artwork during the actual Gilded Age
So much to love here. Katya making us laugh and smile when the world is making us need to cry. The kardashian shade. The best pronunciation of the word “horrible.” Jessica Chastain... 🖤🖤🖤
I don’t care about the met gala, but if I did I would be endlessly peeved about how it seems that very few attendees even attempt to stick to the theme.
Thank you Katya for starting the video acknowledging what’s happening in the country re: Roe. It was Fucking fantastic to know you’re aware about the disaster we’re living in.
I know this event is very much about brand relationships, and many of the attendants don't really get to choose what they're wearing. But still, wearing just a pretty dress to the Met gala seems like such a colossal waste! Waste of a great opportunity to not go for pretty and wear something fun and insane for a change, if nothing else.
Petition to have the top 4 from All Stars 2 as permanent invites to each Met Gala. Genuinely excited to see how they’d interpret each theme. They would show them how it’s done and hopefully get the rest to raise their game. Also,Symone and GotMik
obsessed with the way Kayta says horrible
To give Billie some credit (as a historical fashion obsessed freak myself) she’s referencing poses and that specific dress from artwork during the actual Gilded Age
What people don't appreciate is Katya is a comedian first and a biological woman second.
What I love most about these reviews is the depth of analysis.
What’s worse than Jared Leto…….
I love this human so much. ❤️❤️❤️
Riz Ahmed though. Needed a bit of an explanation, but boy does it hit then.
So much to love here. Katya making us laugh and smile when the world is making us need to cry. The kardashian shade. The best pronunciation of the word “horrible.” Jessica Chastain... 🖤🖤🖤
I don’t care about the met gala, but if I did I would be endlessly peeved about how it seems that very few attendees even attempt to stick to the theme.
Thank you Katya for starting the video acknowledging what’s happening in the country re: Roe. It was Fucking fantastic to know you’re aware about the disaster we’re living in.
Horror able. This was a race to the bottom. It's as if some of the stahs lost bets and had to wear someone's fever dream. Yuck.
I know this event is very much about brand relationships, and many of the attendants don't really get to choose what they're wearing. But still, wearing just a pretty dress to the Met gala seems like such a colossal waste! Waste of a great opportunity to not go for pretty and wear something fun and insane for a change, if nothing else.
the billie eyelash commentary got me gal omg pushing out a stomach bug i can’t
I want to know why so many people wore hot pink???
I actually liked Sebastian Stan's look because at least there is fucking color! Not that it's great looking but at least he didn't go boring black lol
The "what's worse than Jared Leto..." immediately followed by a quick and curt "Mr. Peanut" made me lose it.
Petition to have the top 4 from All Stars 2 as permanent invites to each Met Gala. Genuinely excited to see how they’d interpret each theme. They would show them how it’s done and hopefully get the rest to raise their game. Also,Symone and GotMik