Welcome to Long Time Caller, First Time Listener, a column where we, Trixie and Katya, give you, the reader, advice. Our answers may not be valuable, but they will definitely be irrelevant. Want your question answered by us? Email goopedsubstack@gmail.com. Please include a name/pseudonym and your pronouns!
Angela go to the wedding solo. Everyone will be pissed as a newt by 9pm, love is in the air, and you will not be the only single person there so you might meet the one (or at the very least someone). If anyone starts asking where your date is tell them you couldn't decide who to bring and didn't want to offend any of them by choosing just one; the concept of friends with benefits tends to shut down the people who ask these questions, trust me on that. See also online dating then you can get a fuck buddy for real 😊
When will you have Andrew on the podcast!?! How many times do I need to shout this in the universe to manifest it? You mention him EVERY episode, this is the second time on this platform that you mention him, he has made a bunch of Katya's outfits, he's done some exquisite Katya dolls, he made the Trixie doll featured on Moving Parts, and he has a show WITH KATYA and a bunch of other awesome people to promote! Just 👏 have👏 him 👏on 👏 please👏
Angela go to the wedding solo. Everyone will be pissed as a newt by 9pm, love is in the air, and you will not be the only single person there so you might meet the one (or at the very least someone). If anyone starts asking where your date is tell them you couldn't decide who to bring and didn't want to offend any of them by choosing just one; the concept of friends with benefits tends to shut down the people who ask these questions, trust me on that. See also online dating then you can get a fuck buddy for real 😊
When will you have Andrew on the podcast!?! How many times do I need to shout this in the universe to manifest it? You mention him EVERY episode, this is the second time on this platform that you mention him, he has made a bunch of Katya's outfits, he's done some exquisite Katya dolls, he made the Trixie doll featured on Moving Parts, and he has a show WITH KATYA and a bunch of other awesome people to promote! Just 👏 have👏 him 👏on 👏 please👏