More Things Straight People Like
If you can believe it, straight people are not a monolith. Shocking? Yes. In my last “Things Straight People Like” substack submission, I highlighted the things that straight people love. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, overhead lighting, and Las Vegas were just a few the topics rounded up in my tongue-in-cheek-but-sadly-dead-serious expose on The Straights. But given that straight people have turned out to be more layered than a Super Bowl party bean dip but still less complicated than setting up a Ring alarm in your house, I have a few more items to address. It’s time for… MORE THINGS STRAIGHT PEOPLE LIKE!