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Makeup for the Aging Homosexual

Makeup for the Aging Homosexual

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Trixie Mattel
Aug 18, 2021
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There comes a time in every young man's life where he has to look in the mirror and go, "Am I old and gay?" Perhaps that once doe-eyed twink has begun to look more like Grandmother Willow at White Party in Ft. Lauderdale. Maybe you look over your shoulder one day and catch a glimpse of yourself in the reflection of the Macy's storefront window and see t…

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