Homo Alone: Move, I'm gay

Hello friends, and welcome back to my channel. I hope you’ve spent the last couple of weeks participating in many nice activities with plenty of good people. I love a nice activity, especially during this time of year–it’s the holiday season after all–but doing things and going places can really work up an appetite. Lucky for you, I’ve taken the liberty of preparing a little literary snack, a divinely decadent digital dining experience sure to satiate your appetite and leave you wondering “Wait a minute, I’m a little confused…did I just read something? It feels like I just got up from a fancy dinner downtown where I feasted on Steak Diane and guzzled goblets of red wine with my glamorous friends from Europe” Well, I’ll clear up the confusion right now by assuring you it is indeed the former, so you needn’t worry about packing on any holiday pounds from over-indulging in my digital dining room. Plus, I always smother my word salad in fat-free nail polish remover, just like grandma did in Sicily.