Guide to Sleeping With Someone Who Is Entirely Too Hot For You
Out of drag, I love myself. I think I am a clever, creative, and hardworking man. This unique blend of superior work ethic combined with comedic relatability has afforded me a wonderful human experience. I am not ugly, but I am definitely not beautiful. No one’s eyes sear out of their skulls in pain when I come into view, but no one is instantly encumbered with several huge boners growing out of them. However, through The Art Of The Deal and some nefarious sorcery, I have been with many men who are entirely too hot for me. Wading in the waters of sex with super hot people is risky business but I, Tobey Maguire, have never been one to pass up a buffet–be it Chinese food or hot male anatomy.
