And Just Like Crap - Crapter 3

Previously on And Just Like Crap:

Carrie hotboxes her shoe-house inside of Bergdorf’s and robs a dead socialite of her Birkin. Miranda is forced by the Tik Tok teens to sculpt new ceramic bowls and dishes guided by the hands of Patrick Swayze’s ghost. Samantha and Charlotte are both locked into a diva face off with both their hands clinging firmly to the penis of Charlotte’s husband Harry. Samantha has been set up to believe Charlotte is actually Carrie, which is kind of ridiculous to assume could ever happen, but this is premium cable–anything is possible…