And Just Like Crap: Crapter 2

Previously on And Just Like Crap…

Samantha Jones leaves Afghanistan to join the girls for brunch. Little does she know that Carrie, suspicious of Samantha’s intentions, has set her up to meet Charlotte instead. Little does Charlotte know that the brunch in question has nothing to do with mimosas, eggs or girl talk. BRUNCH is a jihadistic acronym that stands for Ballistic Retaliation Utilizing Nuclear Cunty Hateration. Bin Laden, it turns out, was a Mary J. Blige stan, as dozens of her CD’s were found in his lair before he was assassinated.